January 28th, 2016

My tweets

  • Wed, 17:00: My mate is trying to annoy me with bird puns. Toucan play that game...
  • Wed, 17:49: RT @DaraghFagan: @chhcalling here's a joke from Alex - I was going to tell you a great joke about sodium, but then I just thought "Na"!
  • Wed, 18:05: Retweeted Daragh Fagan (@DaraghFagan): @chhcalling here's a joke from Alex - I was going to tell you a great... https://t.co/31fZAsTHUi
  • Thu, 05:00: Bought an elephant as a wedding present for a couple I know. They said “Thank You!” I replied: “Don’t mention it.” Hat-tip Jonny Goff